Should've never put a ring on it...

  • Man in golden years: Young lady, has anyone ever told you that you are beautiful?
  • Redhead: Thank you, sir.
  • Man in golden years: Stay that way. Do NOT get fat and ugly.
  • Redhead: Sir, I am afraid to ask what your wife looks like.
  • Man in golden years: A marshmellow with eyeballs that I'm bound with 'til death.
Played 2 times

eargasm 3.16.10

Closer To Pure: tip #1

I love wearing no make up to work during the week. I feel like it washes away my sins of the weekend and cleanses my soul. Those lashes and glossy lips, my dear, are the reasons trouble finds me.