Should've never put a ring on it...
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Man in golden years:
Young lady, has anyone ever told you that you are beautiful?
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Redhead:
Thank you, sir.
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Man in golden years:
Stay that way. Do NOT get fat and ugly.
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Redhead:
Sir, I am afraid to ask what your wife looks like.
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Man in golden years:
A marshmellow with eyeballs that I'm bound with 'til death.
